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newmaladehttp://maxnix.blog.co.uk/en-EUhourly82000-01-01T12:00+00:00newmaladehttp://maxnix.blog.co.uk/http://data5.blog.de/design/preview/45/f90178c426f209c51980a2d01553df_160x200.jpgI got too many blogshttp://maxnix.blog.co.uk/2008/01/24/i_got_too_many_blogs~3623663/2008-01-24T01:44:11+01:00 too many blogs, like frogs, hop off the keys, like written soldiers marching into your head. "Move along there, c'm 'ere you 'orrible little blog posting, what's your miserable name then eh?" "Er... Satire von Cabinet-Minister sir, sorry." "Posh git, I'm sergeant censorship and I'm pulling you out of the ranks! Bugger orf!" Max <a href="http://maxnix.blog.co.uk/2008/01/24/i_got_too_many_blogs~3623663/#comments">Comments</a> too many blogs, like frogs, hop off the keys, like written soldiers marching into your head.
"Move along there, c'm 'ere you 'orrible little blog posting, what's your miserable name then eh?"
"Er... Satire von Cabinet-Minister sir, sorry."
"Posh git, I'm sergeant censorship and I'm pulling you out of the ranks! Bugger orf!" Max

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]]>blogs -a-plennteeeehttp://maxnix.blog.co.uk/2007/10/31/blogs_a_plennteeee~3222056/2007-10-31T03:02:30+01:00 I blog. I sweat. I eat. I write, perspire and eat meat. I am a bit of a wanker. I have issues. I'm a fatty. I can't stop my hands rammingcrap into my gob. I smoke weed too, and masturbate. Not frequently, but I'm an expert! I am getting all this out now, so when I'm a famous author there will be maximum embarrasment. Eating is the worst though, as it leads to being a fat slob, which I am guilty of.I am agnostic, atheist, and am against religion of all kinds. Buddhism is OK, and satanism. They are the only ones that seem to have any sense or truth in them.People often have a knee jerk reaction about satanism, as it conjours up images of a group of naked cavorting adults commiting unspeakable sex with young ladies. Hmmmm.Then masturbation sounds so sordid.Well, I guess there has to be a drawback (haw haw!)OK smoking weed. Evil druggie me.Yep, 'tis true, it has ruined my otherwise impecable sanity, and turned me into a buddhist wanker that listens to old Astrud Gilberto records. (she has such a sexy accent and voice, makes you want to mastu....)and smokes dope.If I had money I wouldn't be fat though. I would exercise it all away having it away with Astrud Gilberto lookalikes (when she was in her 20's though, I think she's about 70 now) You may wonder why I keep on about masturbation (wan king is my fave Chinese city, I am a pale dog, a 'wan cur' haw haw!) Funny thing is if your rich, you can have 'relations' with all manner of young pretties. I am going now to masticate, it's what made me so big, then maybe I'll have a mass debate with Mrs palm, and her five lovely daughters.Wire tugging time, pull the pudding city!yours choking the monkey, bashing the bishop, and any other euphanism I've mis-spelled. Ta ta, Max <a href="http://maxnix.blog.co.uk/2007/10/31/blogs_a_plennteeee~3222056/#comments">Comments</a> I blog. I sweat. I eat.
I write, perspire and eat meat.
I am a bit of a wanker. I have issues. I'm a fatty. I can't stop my hands rammingcrap into my gob. I smoke weed too, and masturbate. Not frequently, but I'm an expert! I am getting all this out now, so when I'm a famous author there will be maximum embarrasment. Eating is the worst though, as it leads to being a fat slob, which I am guilty of.I am agnostic, atheist, and am against religion of all kinds. Buddhism is OK, and satanism. They are the only ones that seem to have any sense or truth in them.People often have a knee jerk reaction about satanism, as it conjours up images of a group of naked cavorting adults commiting unspeakable sex with young ladies. Hmmmm.Then masturbation sounds so sordid.Well, I guess there has to be a drawback (haw haw!)OK smoking weed. Evil druggie me.Yep, 'tis true, it has ruined my otherwise impecable sanity, and turned me into a buddhist wanker that listens to old Astrud Gilberto records. (she has such a sexy accent and voice, makes you want to mastu....)and smokes dope.If I had money I wouldn't be fat though. I would exercise it all away having it away with Astrud Gilberto lookalikes (when she was in her 20's though, I think she's about 70 now)
You may wonder why I keep on about masturbation (wan king is my fave Chinese city, I am a pale dog, a 'wan cur' haw haw!) Funny thing is if your rich, you can have 'relations' with all manner of young pretties. I am going now to masticate, it's what made me so big, then maybe I'll have a mass debate with Mrs palm, and her five lovely daughters.Wire tugging time, pull the pudding city!yours choking the monkey, bashing the bishop, and any other euphanism I've mis-spelled. Ta ta, Max

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]]>Constipationhttp://maxnix.blog.co.uk/2007/04/08/constipation~2051884/2007-04-08T00:21:01+02:00 Great word constipation, makes not shitting sound all nice and tidy doesn't it. I love words that mean nothing is happening, like procrastanation, or idling ,lazing, stationary, ect.Or things that exagerate. I got a mate with a small penis, we call him 'anti-penis' cruel huh? Well he calls me 'Mr morbidly obese' I hate the word 'delicious' though.I can't think of what to write tonight, I remain uninspired,tired,and I leave you. Bye Max <a href="http://maxnix.blog.co.uk/2007/04/08/constipation~2051884/#comments">Comments</a> Great word constipation, makes not shitting sound all nice and tidy doesn't it. I love words that mean nothing is happening, like procrastanation, or idling ,lazing, stationary, ect.Or things that exagerate. I got a mate with a small penis, we call him 'anti-penis' cruel huh? Well he calls me 'Mr morbidly obese'
I hate the word 'delicious' though.I can't think of what to write tonight, I remain uninspired,tired,and I leave you. Bye Max

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]]>Hello, dis am mehttp://maxnix.blog.co.uk/2007/04/01/hello_dis_am_me~2011481/2007-04-01T00:05:08+02:00 <img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/674/1291674_a4e1a0f872_m.jpg" alt="newyear" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="349" height="267"> Hi bloggettes, this is me on the right. The folk, not the folkesse.Jill is my wife, and her role is to make sure I don't collapse into degeneracy,drug taking and self abuse of the worst kind. I work night shift alone in a block of offices and help people on the road.Wethere or not they are spread there, or merely think they smelled something, and thought they better pull over.(Tell your husband to change his pants madame!) I work 12 hour shifts, 4 nights on and 4 off, which gives me plennee o' tyme to sketch, write and eat copious globs of fat and carbs.I enjoy being out-rage-us, and spelling badly. I hate religion, gods, allah's jesus's and think that Buddah is the mosy rational, and doesn't feel the need to fight wars with anyone. I believe that violence in religion is like fish in trifle.I know I know what 'real' worshipers say, that yea, maybe they are pacifist(I just noticed, that word has got 'fist' in it! Ha Ha!) but there are a lot who ain't. and like killing for the sake of it. They tend to pick targets indescriminatly, and care not if children are iced in the process. I love kippers and smoked makerel, cheescake and peanut butter and sugar off a teaspoon. I wish I wasn't obese, and am a bit of a food addict. I like a joint,spliff too. I don't do much alcohol, love tea though, and am a bit obsessed with underwear. That's a rough draft of Max, I have other blogs, and if I find out how to do it, will put links on. Bye fan ow! Max. <a href="http://maxnix.blog.co.uk/2007/04/01/hello_dis_am_me~2011481/#comments">Comments</a> newyear

Hi bloggettes, this is me on the right. The folk, not the folkesse.Jill is my wife, and her role is to make sure I don't collapse into degeneracy,drug taking and self abuse of the worst kind. I work night shift alone in a block of offices and help people on the road.Wethere or not they are spread there, or merely think they smelled something, and thought they better pull over.(Tell your husband to change his pants madame!) I work 12 hour shifts, 4 nights on and 4 off, which gives me plennee o' tyme to sketch, write and eat copious globs of fat and carbs.I enjoy being out-rage-us, and spelling badly. I hate religion, gods, allah's jesus's and think that Buddah is the mosy rational, and doesn't feel the need to fight wars with anyone.
I believe that violence in religion is like fish in trifle.I know I know what 'real' worshipers say, that yea, maybe they are pacifist(I just noticed, that word has got 'fist' in it! Ha Ha!) but there are a lot who ain't. and like killing for the sake of it. They tend to pick targets indescriminatly, and care not if children are iced in the process.
I love kippers and smoked makerel, cheescake and peanut butter and sugar off
a teaspoon.
I wish I wasn't obese, and am a bit of a food addict. I like a joint,spliff too. I don't do much alcohol, love tea though, and am a bit obsessed with underwear.
That's a rough draft of Max, I have other blogs, and if I find out how to do it, will put links on. Bye fan ow! Max.

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