I blog. I sweat. I eat.
I write, perspire and eat meat.
I am a bit of a wanker. I have issues. I'm a fatty. I can't stop my hands rammingcrap into my gob. I smoke weed too, and masturbate. Not frequently, but I'm an expert! I am getting all this out now, so when I'm a famous author there will be maximum embarrasment. Eating is the worst though, as it leads to being a fat slob, which I am guilty of.I am agnostic, atheist, and am against religion of all kinds. Buddhism is OK, and satanism. They are the only ones that seem to have any sense or truth in them.People often have a knee jerk reaction about satanism, as it conjours up images of a group of naked cavorting adults commiting unspeakable sex with young ladies. Hmmmm.Then masturbation sounds so sordid.Well, I guess there has to be a drawback (haw haw!)OK smoking weed. Evil druggie me.Yep, 'tis true, it has ruined my otherwise impecable sanity, and turned me into a buddhist wanker that listens to old Astrud Gilberto records. (she has such a sexy accent and voice, makes you want to mastu....)and smokes dope.If I had money I wouldn't be fat though. I would exercise it all away having it away with Astrud Gilberto lookalikes (when she was in her 20's though, I think she's about 70 now)
You may wonder why I keep on about masturbation (wan king is my fave Chinese city, I am a pale dog, a 'wan cur' haw haw!) Funny thing is if your rich, you can have 'relations' with all manner of young pretties. I am going now to masticate, it's what made me so big, then maybe I'll have a mass debate with Mrs palm, and her five lovely daughters.Wire tugging time, pull the pudding city!yours choking the monkey, bashing the bishop, and any other euphanism I've mis-spelled. Ta ta, Max